🪡 Count Stitches Not Calories – Unisex Tee 🕯️
This one’s for every witch who’s over diet culture and ready to stitch joy back into their soul. Because your body is not a math problem, and you’ve got better things to count, like how many unfinished WIPs you swore you wouldn’t start this week.

Our soft-hearted sorceress is glowing with contentment as she stitches by candlelight, surrounded by skulls, magic, and a very supportive black cat. It’s a vibe. And it’s a reminder that your worth isn’t tied to numbers, unless we’re talking DMC codes.

✨ Unisex fit for every shape, size, and spooky soul
✨ Encourages radical self-love and deeply unserious crafting habits
✨ May cause spontaneous mirror compliments and extra servings of dessert

Wear this tee like a charm. A soft, spooky, body-positive hex on every toxic thought that ever told you to shrink. You are art. You are magic. You are perfect just as you are. (As long as you’re healthy)

Product features
– Soft and durable ring-spun cotton fabric
– Classic fit with crew neckline for versatile style
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
– Various fabric blends available for different colors
– Pearlized tear-away label for total wearing comfort

Care instructions
– Do not dryclean
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors