If you’ve ever side-eyed a farmhouse sign and thought, “But make it undead,” the Live Laugh No Afterlife Tote Bag is for you. Featuring neon zombie babes having a truly unholy giggle, this bag is for the snarky souls who know there’s no eternity, just vibes, grave dirt, and bad decisions. Take it to the crypt, coffee shop, or family brunch (if you’re brave enough).

✨ Carries bones, beverages, and bold existential dread
✨ A conversation starter and ender
✨ Screams “self-care” in a post-mortal way

This tote once ghosted a motivational speaker and wrote a bestselling zine about it. No regrets. No afterlife. No notes.

Product features
– 100% Cotton canvas for enhanced durability
– Flat corners for a sleek, seamless look
– Reinforced carrying handles for added strength
– Heavy fabric ensures long-lasting use
– Available in natural and black colors to suit your style

Care instructions
– Do not iron directly over the printed area – print may stick to the iron.
– Spot clean
– Do not bleach
– Line dry