🦄 Ride or Die – Unisex Tee 💀
Because when Death rides a unicorn with a pastel rainbow tail and a bad attitude, you know it’s not just a phase. This tee is for the brave, the bold, and the beautifully unhinged who know loyalty is eternal and glitter is non-negotiable.

With a scythe in one hand and fabulous reins in the other, our reaper isn’t just showing up. They’re showing off. Side-saddle who? This is full gallop into chaos and commitment.

✨ Unisex fit for all spooky souls and sparkle demons
✨ Perfect for apocalypse prep, pastel goths, dramatic exits, and late-night glitter parties
✨ May cause permanent main character energy

Ride hard. Sparkle louder. Die never. Just reappear more dramatic.

Product features
– Soft and durable ring-spun cotton fabric
– Classic fit with crew neckline for versatile style
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
– Various fabric blends available for different colors
– Pearlized tear-away label for total wearing comfort

Care instructions
– Do not dryclean
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors