🐾 The Crazy Cat Lady Tarot – Unisex Tee 🐈‍⬛
Card VII of the Meowgic Arcana. She is legend. She is mystery. She is slightly covered in fur and surrounded by purring chaos at all times. The Crazy Cat Lady appears when you’re walking the fine line between witch and whiskers, power and purring, solitude and total feline domination.

Armed with a broom, a stunning hat, and exactly zero boundaries for personal space, she’s not losing her mind, she’s sharing it with eleven cats and one ghost tabby.

✨ Unisex fit for witches, guardians of feral floof, and anyone who meows back
✨ Ideal for moon rituals, naps in sunbeams, and accidentally summoning more cats
✨ May cause increased sass, minor hairballs, and mysterious paw prints

This is not a phase. This is your final form. The cats have chosen you.

Product features
– Soft and durable ring-spun cotton fabric
– Classic fit with crew neckline for versatile style
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
– Various fabric blends available for different colors
– Pearlized tear-away label for total wearing comfort

Care instructions
– Do not dryclean
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors