Card IX: The Drama Llama, Strutting straight out of your 7th house of spectacle, this majestic mess conjures chaos and couture in equal measure. Cloaked, confident, and undeniably extra, it doesn’t predict your future—it performs it.

Slap it on your planner, mirror, or gossip grimoire and let your flair for the dramatic reach celestial heights.

🖤 Grants +10 charisma when entering a room uninvited
🖤 Pairs perfectly with spilled tea and retrograde tantrums
🖤 May vanish after declaring “I’m fine.”

Legend whispers this sticker once broke up a coven just by raising an eyebrow. (Or was it an ear? We’ll never tell.)

Product features
– Glossy paper finish for a scratch-resistant surface.
– Long-lasting vinyl with strong adhesive for smooth application.
– Vibrant colors printed with eco-friendly inks.
– Available in white and transparent options.
– Choose from four different sizes to fit your needs.

Care instructions
– Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.