You think it’s just caffeine? Think again, mortal. This is pure necromancy, brewed in the darkest of cauldrons (or, you know, your local espresso machine). One sip and your soul claws its way back from the void, groaning for spreadsheets, snacks, or perhaps just a second cup.

Featuring a gloriously undead design in green, purple, and pure regret, this sweatshirt is your official uniform for surviving Mondays.

✨ Unisex fit for coffee cultists, late-night haunters, and undead overachievers
✨ Glows with chaotic “don’t talk to me until I’ve resurrected” energy
✨ May cause involuntary groans, third eye twitches, and sudden latte cravings

You’re not alive until that first sip hits. And even then… it’s debatable. 💀☕💜

Product features
– Unisex Midweight Softstyle Fleece Crewneck Sweatshirt
– 1×1 ribbed cuffs and hem for a secure fit.
– Seamless design reduces fabric waste and enhances aesthetics.
– Composed of 80% cotton and 20% polyester for softness and durability.
– 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft feel
– Ethically produced and Oeko-Tex certified for quality
– Classic fit with a tear-away label for easy wear.

Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Do not dry clean