Oh, honey, buckle up your bunny ears and grab your holy water ’cause this unholy resurrection of chaos is hopping straight into your hoop! This Zombie Jesus Cross Stitch Pattern is your blasphemous bestie for all things Easter-but-make-it-apocalyptic. Whether you’re a proud stitch witch, a heathen with a hoop, or just here for the sacrilegious snark, this zombie cross stitch delight is everything your twisted little heart desires. It’s loud, it’s lurid, it’s wearing pink floppy ears and a rotted crown of thorns and it’s dying to be stitched.
Designed to mock.. I mean, honor the day when our boy JC pulled a full Lazarus 2.0, this pattern is a pastel-drenched fever dream perfect for fans of gothic cross stitch, creepy cross stitch, horror cross stitch, and that delicious dark cross stitch flavor that makes grandma clutch her pearls. Whether you’re rage-stitching your religious trauma or just feeling spicy this Easter, this snarky cross stitch design has you covered. And did I mention it’s only 6 colors and dead-simple? A mini cross stitch miracle for your cursed little altar of threads!
Drag this beast out for your next Halloween cross stitch session or keep it on display all year long like the proud heretic you are. This isn’t just another modern cross stitch. It’s an unholy mashup of Wiccan cross stitch, easter cross stitch, and ostara cross stitch, stitched with love, sacrilege, and possibly some ectoplasm. 🧟‍♂️ Throw in some undead flair and you’re crafting the ultimate funny cross stitch conversation piece for every dark soul in your coven.
So let your needles rise like the dead, fellow stitchers, and celebrate Zombie Jesus in the most extra way possible. Because nothing says “He is risen” like pink bunny ears, undead fingers, and a face only a mother (or necromancer) could love. Grab this xstitch pattern and give your hoop a resurrection worth screaming about.

You will get a PDF counted cross stitch pattern available for instant download. No physical item will be sent.
The pattern includes:
– a finished image
– an image of the whole chart (color and b&w)
– colorful, detailed symbol pattern in PDF format
– instruction and key section
– List of DMC thread colors

This pattern is full cross stitches only.
Floss: DMC 7color
Fabric: Aida 14-count Antic White (other Aida Fabric Counts may be used, the finished pattern will be different in size)
Design size: 113×121 Stitches

10 ct 113×121 Stitches (28,7 x 30,7 cm) (11,3 x 12,1 in.)
14 ct 113×121 Stitches (20,5 x 22,0 cm) (8,1 x 8,6 in.)
16 ct 113×121 Stitches (17,9 x 19,2 cm) (7,1 x 7,6 in.)
18 ct 113×121 Stitches (15,9 x 17,1 cm) (6,3 x 6,7 in.)
20 ct 113×121 Stitches (14,4 x 15,4 cm) (5,7 x 6,1 in.)
22 ct 113×121 Stitches (13,0 x 14,0 cm) (5,1 x 5,5 in.)
25 ct 113×121 Stitches (11,5 x 12,3 cm) (4,5 x 4,8 in.)
32 ct 113×121 Stitches (9,0 x 9,6 cm) (3,5 x 3,8 in.)
36 ct 113×121 Stitches (8,0 x 8,5 cm) (3,1 x 3,4 in.)

I wish you a lot of inspiration and happy stitching!

NOTE
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