Sorry, I Can’t, I Have Plants Sweatshirt

Price range: $ 33.66 through $ 39.99

Finally, a socially acceptable excuse that sounds wholesome until people notice the tiny grim reaper holding a houseplant.

The Sorry, I can’t, I have plants sweatshirt is for the indoor jungle keepers, plant parents, introverts, and soft little cryptids who would rather mist a monstera than attend another “quick hangout.” Cute skull face, purple cloak, giant scythe, leafy emotional support plant, and the most honest sentence ever stitched into existence.

✨ Roomy unisex fit for plant parents, death-positive gardeners, and people who cancel plans with spiritual accuracy
✨ Made for greenhouse errands, cozy couch days, watering schedules, and avoiding events that “start at 7”
✨ Has that sweet-but-slightly-haunted look, like a nursery worker who knows your fern’s secrets
✨ Possible side effects include naming another plant, buying one more pot, and whispering “they need me” while ignoring your phone

Wear it proudly. Your plants are alive because of you, probably. Your social life can wait.

 

Product features
– Unisex Midweight Softstyle Fleece Crewneck Sweatshirt
– 1×1 ribbed cuffs and hem for a secure fit.
– Seamless design reduces fabric waste and enhances aesthetics.
– Composed of 80% cotton and 20% polyester for softness and durability.
– 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft feel
– Ethically produced and Oeko-Tex certified for quality
– Classic fit with a tear-away label for easy wear.

Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Do not dry clean

 

 

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Width, in 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00
Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00
Sleeve length from center back, in 34.00 35.00 36.00 37.00 38.00 39.00 40.00
Size tolerance, in 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00

 

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Width, cm 50.80 55.88 60.96 66.04 71.12 76.20 81.28
Length, cm 71.12 73.66 76.20 78.74 81.28 83.82 86.36
Sleeve length from center back, cm 86.36 88.90 91.44 93.98 96.52 99.06 101.60
Size tolerance, cm 2.54 2.54 2.54 2.54 2.54 2.54 2.54

 

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