The Think Straight T-shirt is for the days when your brain is full rainbow static and one grumpy black cat somehow explains the entire situation.

This pixel art design brings a moody little cat, chaotic lettering, rainbow swirls, hearts, checkerboard details, and the painfully accurate line “I can’t even think straight.” It’s funny, cute, queer, and loud in that perfect Pride way, like your outfit walked into the room and immediately refused to be boring.

Wear it to Pride, gay brunch, lesbian craft nights, coffee runs, queer markets, or anywhere your inner black cat needs to be seen. It has a playful punk edge, but still feels sweet enough to make people smile before they realize how accurate it is.

A shirt for rainbow thoughts, dramatic side-eye, and proudly not fitting the straight little script.

Product features
– Soft and durable ring-spun cotton fabric
– Classic fit with crew neckline for versatile style
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
– Various fabric blends available for different colors
– Pearlized tear-away label for total wearing comfort

Care instructions
– Do not dryclean
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors