Two ravens. One crime. Zero chill. Whether you’re flapping to the bookstore or just gathering your ingredients for a casual hex, the Attempted Murder Tote Bag is the perfect alibi. With pixel-perfect attitude and a murderously cute design, it’s your go-to for chaos in style.

🖤 Carries spellbooks, birdseed, or unspoken regrets
🖤 Perfect for plotting world domination or a cozy coffee date
🖤 Makes your murder of errands at least 37% more suspicious

Legend says these two feathered fiends once squawked someone into another realm. The jury’s still out, but the tote is guilty of slaying, fashion, that is.

Product features
– 100% Cotton canvas for enhanced durability
– Flat corners for a sleek, seamless look
– Reinforced carrying handles for added strength
– Heavy fabric ensures long-lasting use
– Available in natural and black colors to suit your style

Care instructions
– Do not iron directly over the printed area – print may stick to the iron.
– Spot clean
– Do not bleach
– Line dry