Picture this: You’re cozied up on a dark, stormy night, needle in hand, ready to conjure up the spirit of some good ol’ blasphemy with a side of snickers. Say it once, say it twice, the third time’s a charm and bam! Our Ghost Zombie Jesus Betelgeuse Cross Stitch Pattern is here to haunt your hoop in the most hilarious way possible. 🎬👻

Let’s get a little spooky, shall we? 🕯️ Imagine Jesus doing his best Betelgeuse impression—probably after a rough day turning water into wine and walking on lakes. It’s not just any ghost zombie Jesus; it’s the savior with a snarky attitude saying, “Hey, Jesus I saw that, and I’m watching you… stitch by stitch.”

Whether you’re a witchy stitcher or a dark cross stitch devotee, this pattern is perfect for those who like their Halloween cross stitch with a side of irreverent humor. This isn’t your grandma’s Jesus cross stitch—no siree! It’s the kind of creepy cross stitch that makes you giggle like you’ve just said “Betelgeuse” thrice.

Our ghastly pattern is like a woodcut cross stitch that’s come to life, ready to peek out from your wall with a cheeky, “Boo! I’m peeking Jesus, and I’ve got my eyes on you.” 😂 And for the modern cross stitch crowd, it’s a blend of classic artistry with a touch of that good old occult cross stitch vibe.

Stitch up this masterpiece, and every time someone side-eyes your horror cross stitch, just point to it and say, “Don’t make me call Betelgeuse cross stitch on you!” So, summon your inner Wiccan cross stitch energy, and let’s create something that’s part gothic cross stitch pattern, part cinema legend, and 100% hilarious.

Now, go on, grab those threads and let’s resurrect some spooky, snarky fun. After all, in the world of cross-stitch, every xstitch is an adventure, every knot a plot twist, and every finished work a script for the next big hit in the underworld of crafts! 🧵👁️

You will get a PDF counted cross stitch pattern available for instant download. No physical item will be sent.
The pattern includes:
– a finished image
– an image of the whole chart (color and b&w)
– colorful detailed symbol pattern in PDF format
– instruction and key section
– list of DMC thread colors

This pattern is full cross stitches only.
Floss: DMC 2 color
Fabric: Aida 14-count Black (other Aida Fabric Counts may be used, the finished pattern will be different in size)
Design size: 159×165 Stitches

10 ct 159×165 Stitches (40,4 x 41,9 cm) (15,9 x 16,5 in.)
14 ct 159×165 Stitches (28,8 x 29,9 cm) (11,4 x 11,8 in.)
16 ct 159×165 Stitches (25,2 x 26,2 cm) (9,9 x 10,3 in.)
18 ct 159×165 Stitches (22,4 x 23,3 cm) (8,8 x 9,2 in.)
20 ct 159×165 Stitches (20,2 x 21,0 cm) (7,9 x 8,3 in.)
22 ct 159×165 Stitches (18,4 x 19,0 cm) (7,2 x 7,5 in.)
25 ct 159×165 Stitches (16,2 x 16,8 cm) (6,4 x 6,6 in.)
32 ct 159×165 Stitches (12,6 x 13,1 cm) (5,0 x 5,2 in.)
36 ct 159×165 Stitches (11,2 x 11,6 cm) (4,4 x 4,6 in.)

We wish you a lot of inspiration and happy stitching!

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NOTE
Please do not use PDF or printed version of our patterns for reselling or web representation.
If there is an issue with the pattern, please contact us so we can work it out together.

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