Radioactive. Reptilian. Ridiculously caffeinated. This neon chaos-lizard is the arcane disaster you didn’t know your morning needed, casting spells, breathing fire, and probably microwaving something he shouldn’t.

☢️ Mutant magic with big monster energy
🐲 Great for toxic brews, cursed energy drinks, or just unhinged vibes
💥 Pairs well with chaos potions and absolutely no adult supervision

Because not all wizards wear robes, some come with scales and a meltdown warning

Product features
– Glossy ceramic finish for a sleek look.
– Vibrant colors produced with advanced printing techniques.
– Microwave-safe design for convenient reheating.
– Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning.
– Available in two sizes: 11oz and 15oz.

Care instructions
– Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap