Warning: contents may cause spontaneous spellcasting and suspicious green smoke. The Biohazard Wizard Tote Bag features the mightiest mutant lizard wizard this side of the forbidden swamp, surrounded by chaotic flames and radioactive flair. It’s the perfect companion for potion runs, spellbook smuggling, or just carrying around your dangerously unstable vibe.

✨ Stores dragon snacks, spell scrolls, and unauthorized slime
✨ Emits +10 chaotic energy when placed near authority figures
✨ Safe for use in dungeons, but not FDA-approved

This tote once accidentally opened a portal by sneezing too close to a bubbling flask. The portal is now a breakfast nook.

Product features
– 100% Cotton canvas for enhanced durability
– Flat corners for a sleek, seamless look
– Reinforced carrying handles for added strength
– Heavy fabric ensures long-lasting use
– Available in natural and black colors to suit your style

Care instructions
– Do not iron directly over the printed area – print may stick to the iron.
– Spot clean
– Do not bleach
– Line dry