Drop the guilt and grab your hoop, the Count Stitches Not Calories Tote Bag is your official coven-approved excuse to skip the scale and stitch your soul happy. Featuring a joyful witch, her loyal void-fur familiar, and a skull who probably just wants snacks, this tote is perfect for carrying your embroidery kits, moon cookies, and zero shame. Because life’s too short to count carbs when you could be counting cross stitches.

✨ Spacious enough for floss, fabric, and a full moon snack stash
✨ Deflects diet culture and bad vibes with one glance
✨ 100% enchanted with cozy chaos and stitchy joy

It once attended a midnight stitch circle and summoned a cheesecake from another dimension. The cheesecake never made it home.

Product features
– 100% Cotton canvas for enhanced durability
– Flat corners for a sleek, seamless look
– Reinforced carrying handles for added strength
– Heavy fabric ensures long-lasting use
– Available in natural and black colors to suit your style

Care instructions
– Do not iron directly over the printed area – print may stick to the iron.
– Spot clean
– Do not bleach
– Line dry