There’s self-care, and then there’s full-blown undead luxury. This spooky cross stitch is proof that even skeletons know how to vibe lounging in a bubbling cauldron like it’s the most cursed jacuzzi on the astral plane. Armed with a sassy attitude, and a squad of evil rubber ducks, this bony bath enthusiast is clearly living (or unliving) his best afterlife. Inspired by the classic “double, double toil and trouble,” but with more sarcasm and fewer tragic consequences, this gothic cross stitch masterpiece is a perfect mix of snarky cross stitch humor and Halloween cross stitch charm. Who knew bath time could be this… haunted? Perfect addition for your pastel goth cross stitch collection too!

This modern cross stitch is designed with only 8 DMC colors, so no need to summon an entire thread hoard to make it happen. Plus, it’s background-free, which means you can go full chaos mode with your hand-dyed aida—pastel goth cross stitch shades like soft pink, eerie swamp green, or full-on black for that creepy cross stitch aesthetic. Want to give it a kawaii cross stitch twist? Go with a dreamy lavender or bubblegum blue. And let’s be real, no bathroom cross stitch collection is complete without a sarcastic cross stitch masterpiece reminding everyone that bath bombs are just modern witchcraft.

If you’ve ever dreamed of a skeleton cross stitch that perfectly balances funny cross stitch and dark humor cross stitch, congratulations, your haunted self-care routine just got an upgrade. Light a candle, grab your needle, and stitch yourself a bubbling little disaster. ?? Oh, and don’t forget to tag your xstitch finish, because this kind of chaos deserves to be shared.

You will get a PDF counted cross stitch pattern available for instant download. No physical item will be sent.
The pattern includes:
– a finished image
– an image of the whole chart (color and b&w)
– colorful detailed symbol pattern in PDF format
– instruction and key section
– list of DMC thread colors

This pattern is full cross stitches only.
Floss: DMC 8 color
Fabric: Aida 14-count Antic White (other Aida Fabric Counts may be used, the finished pattern will be different in size)
Design size: 134×130 Stitches

10 ct 134×130 Stitches (34,0 x 33,0 cm) (13,4 x 13,0 in.)
14 ct 134×130 Stitches (24,3 x 23,6 cm) (9,6 x 9,3 in.)
16 ct 134×130 Stitches (21,3 x 20,6 cm) (8,4 x 8,1 in.)
18 ct 134×130 Stitches (18,9 x 18,3 cm) (7,4 x 7,2 in.)
20 ct 134×130 Stitches (17,0 x 16,5 cm) (6,7 x 6,5 in.)
22 ct 134×130 Stitches (15,5 x 15,0 cm) (6,1 x 5,9 in.)
25 ct 134×130 Stitches (13,6 x 13,2 cm) (5,4 x 5,2 in.)
32 ct 134×130 Stitches (10,6 x 10,3 cm) (4,2 x 4,1 in.)
36 ct 134×130 Stitches (9,5 x 9,2 cm) (3,7 x 3,6 in.)

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