For those who flinch at emotional vulnerability but still need a cute vessel for snacks, books, and mild existential dread, behold the Ew! Feelings Tote Bag. Screaming ghosts and retro chaos make this bag the ultimate shield against unsolicited heart-to-hearts.

🖤 Spacious enough for your baggage (emotional or otherwise)
🖤 Loud, proud, and avoidantly expressive
🖤 Perfect for therapy dropouts and brunch skeptics

This tote once ran away from a group hug and has been dramatically sighing ever since. Handle with care, preferably while muttering, “I’m fine.”

Product features
– 100% Cotton canvas for enhanced durability
– Flat corners for a sleek, seamless look
– Reinforced carrying handles for added strength
– Heavy fabric ensures long-lasting use
– Available in natural and black colors to suit your style

Care instructions
– Do not iron directly over the printed area – print may stick to the iron.
– Spot clean
– Do not bleach
– Line dry