Bad day? Annoying coworker? Moon in retrograde again? The Let’s Stab Something Tote Bag is here to help you carry your emotional baggage, with a side of chaos. Featuring a retro enchantress and her very unlucky voodoo doll, this wickedly playful tote screams “therapy who?” while still holding your planner, potion kit, or just some extra pins (you know, for reasons). It’s cute. It’s cursed. It’s cathartic.

✨ Perfect for stitch witches and hex queens alike
✨ Holds grudges and groceries with style
✨ Adds +5 to passive aggression and dramatic exits

Once used to hold thirteen pins, a crumbling love letter, and half a sandwich named Greg. No regrets.

Product features
– 100% Cotton canvas for enhanced durability
– Flat corners for a sleek, seamless look
– Reinforced carrying handles for added strength
– Heavy fabric ensures long-lasting use
– Available in natural and black colors to suit your style

Care instructions
– Do not iron directly over the printed area – print may stick to the iron.
– Spot clean
– Do not bleach
– Line dry