This caffeinated chaos gremlin just clawed her way out of the underworld… for snacks and zero nonsense. Featuring a neon-eyed witch kitty with a broomstick, a glare, and a vibe that screams “I’m on my ninth life and I’m not in the mood,” the Not Today Satan Cat sticker is your personal talisman against BS.

Stick it on your cauldron, laptop, travel mug, or anywhere you need to repel bad energy and worse ideas.

🖤 Spits in the face of existential dread
🖤 Glows with hellfire-level sass
🖤 May hiss at people who ask “Are you okay?”

Legend says she once hexed a Monday so hard, it turned into Friday. 

Product features
– Glossy paper finish for a scratch-resistant surface.
– Long-lasting vinyl with strong adhesive for smooth application.
– Vibrant colors printed with eco-friendly inks.
– Available in white and transparent options.
– Choose from four different sizes to fit your needs.

Care instructions
– Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.