There’s only one creature standing between you and total meltdown today, and it’s this spell-slinging, broom-clutching, attitude-packed feline. The Not Today Satan Cat Tote Bag isn’t just an accessory, it’s a lifestyle: chaos casual with a touch of hex appeal.

🖤 Carries snacks, spellbooks, and barely repressed rage
🖤 Serves broomcore realness with every glare
🖤 Perfect for dodging drama and summoning boundaries

It’s said this cat once banished an entire Monday by napping through it so hard time gave up and skipped straight to Friday.

Product features
– 100% Cotton canvas for enhanced durability
– Flat corners for a sleek, seamless look
– Reinforced carrying handles for added strength
– Heavy fabric ensures long-lasting use
– Available in natural and black colors to suit your style

Care instructions
– Do not iron directly over the printed area – print may stick to the iron.
– Spot clean
– Do not bleach
– Line dry