Not Today Satan Cat Unisex Sweatshirt
This dead-eyed familiar is not here for your demons, your drama, or your Monday. Clinging lazily to a broomstick and wearing the world’s most judgmental witch hat, this pixel-perfect cat knows that sometimes the best spell… is nope.
💀 Neon-dripped 90s pixel aesthetic with retro charm
💀 Perfect for witchy naps, passive-aggressive hexes, and avoiding humans
💀 Radiates peak “I’m magical but tired” energy
Because sometimes the most powerful incantation is just “Not today, Satan.” 💤
Product features
– Unisex Midweight Softstyle Fleece Crewneck Sweatshirt
– 1×1 ribbed cuffs and hem for a secure fit.
– Seamless design reduces fabric waste and enhances aesthetics.
– Composed of 80% cotton and 20% polyester for softness and durability.
– 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft feel
– Ethically produced and Oeko-Tex certified for quality
– Classic fit with a tear-away label for easy wear.
Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Do not dry clean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 34.00 | 35.00 | 36.00 | 37.00 | 38.00 | 39.00 | 40.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 | 76.20 | 81.28 |
| Length, cm | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 | 83.82 | 86.36 |
| Sleeve length from center back, cm | 86.36 | 88.90 | 91.44 | 93.98 | 96.52 | 99.06 | 101.60 |
| Size tolerance, cm | 2.54 | 2.54 | 2.54 | 2.54 | 2.54 | 2.54 | 2.54 |
| Weight | N/A |
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