Ride or Die Angler Fish Unisex T-Shirt
🐟 Ride or Die – Grim Disco Dive – Unisex Tee 💀
Behold: the Grim Reaper, lured by the sparkle of the disco ball, riding an unholy anglerfish straight to the surface and straight to certain doom. Why? Because vibes. Because glitter. Because commitment to the bit.
This tee is pure chaos magic, deep-sea death cult meets underworld rave. The fish is clearly not built for this. The disco ball has no remorse. And the reaper? Just trying to go out fabulously.
✨ Unisex fit for the weird, the wild, and the waterlogged
✨ For anyone who’s ever followed the shiny thing even when they knew better
✨ Perfect for dance floors, deep thoughts, and existential dives
Sometimes you ride the fish. Sometimes the fish rides you to oblivion. Either way, you’re gonna sparkle doing it.
Product features
– Soft and durable ring-spun cotton fabric
– Classic fit with crew neckline for versatile style
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
– Various fabric blends available for different colors
– Pearlized tear-away label for total wearing comfort
Care instructions
– Do not dryclean
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
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Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Weight | N/A |
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