Staying Alive Funny Cross Stitch Pattern

$ 3.33

Introducing the Staying Alive cross stitch pattern, a delightfully eerie design inspired by our love for coffee and all things dark. This modern cross stitch pattern is exclusively available at Raven Coven and designed by ourselves, so you won’t find it anywhere else. The creepy yet funny cross stitch pattern design features a skeleton holding a coffee cup in one bony hand, while the other hand makes the sign of the horns, all while the text “Staying Alive” hovers above it.

This spooky cross stitch pattern is perfect gift for the coffee lovers who loves to add a bit of horror and humor to their decor. The gothic cross stitch pattern design is ideal for anyone who enjoys modern cross stitch patterns with a touch of darkness. Perfect for Halloween, gothic decor, or as a gift for the coffee lover in your life.

Get your hands on this unique and fun cross stitch pattern exclusively at, the ultimate destination for all things macabre, witchy, and spooky. Keep your cross stitching skills sharp and your caffeine levels high with the Staying Alive cross stitch pattern. Don’t forget to check back often for more spooky designs!

You will get a PDF counted cross stitch pattern available for instant download. No physical item will be sent.

The pattern includes:

– a finished image

– an image of the whole chart (color and b&w)

– colorful detailed symbol pattern in PDF format

– instruction and key section

– list of DMC thread colors

This pattern is full of cross stitches only.

Floss: DMC 3 color

Fabric: Aida 14-count White (other Aida Fabric Counts may be used, the finished pattern will be different in size)

Design size: 120 x 116 stitches

10 ct 120×116 Stitches (30,5 x 29,5 cm) (12,0 x 11,6 in.)

14 ct 120×116 Stitches (21,8 x 21,0 cm) (8,6 x 8,3 in.)

16 ct 120×116 Stitches (19,0 x 18,4 cm) (7,5 x 7,3 in.)

18 ct 120×116 Stitches (16,9 x 16,4 cm) (6,7 x 6,4 in.)

20 ct 120×116 Stitches (15,2 x 14,7 cm) (6,0 x 5,8 in.)

22 ct 120×116 Stitches (13,9 x 13,4 cm) (5,5 x 5,3 in.)

25 ct 120×116 Stitches (12,2 x 11,8 cm) (4,8 x 4,6 in.)

We wish you a lot of inspiration and happy stitching!

I would love to see your finished work! Share your pictures on Instagram and mention @RavenStitchCraft, you will also get 50% off on your next purchase as thank you.


Please do not use PDF or printed versions of our patterns for reselling or web representation.

If there is an issue with the pattern, please contact us so we can work it out together.

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