Because hydration is important, even when it’s emotionally sourced. The Tears of My Enemies Tote Bag features a pastel-robed reaper delicately sipping doom through a straw, basking under a rainbow like the petty little icon they are. Equal parts adorable and apocalyptic, this bag is perfect for hauling hex supplies, herbal teas, or your latest grudge journal. It’s soft vengeance in a tote, sweet, salty, and probably a little cursed.

✨ Carries revenge with a touch of glitter
✨ Makes passive-aggression look downright angelic
✨ Matches your soul: dark, sparkly, and full of spite

This tote once watered a rose garden with pure schadenfreude and it bloomed for six full moons.

Product features
– 100% Cotton canvas for enhanced durability
– Flat corners for a sleek, seamless look
– Reinforced carrying handles for added strength
– Heavy fabric ensures long-lasting use
– Available in natural and black colors to suit your style

Care instructions
– Do not iron directly over the printed area – print may stick to the iron.
– Spot clean
– Do not bleach
– Line dry