Card VII emerges in a puff of catnip and chaos, behold The Crazy Cat Lady, the high priestess of purring pandemonium. Adorned with arcane yarn balls and a coven of judgmental feline familiars, she brews tea and trouble in equal measure. 🐈‍⬛✨🧹

This mug doesn’t just hold your drink, it holds the energy of 999 lives, six scattered litter boxes, and a dangerously sharp wit wrapped in a cozy bathrobe.

✨ Ideal for sipping with your purring overlords
✨ Cat hair may or may not be included (spoiler: it is)
✨ Infused with mystical meows and psychic furball energy

If your aura smells faintly of tuna and you’ve ever whispered secrets to a cat at 3am, this is your card. Embrace the madness, one sip at a time.

Product features
– Glossy ceramic finish for a sleek look.
– Vibrant colors produced with advanced printing techniques.
– Microwave-safe design for convenient reheating.
– Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning.
– Available in two sizes: 11oz and 15oz.

Care instructions
– Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap