Behold Card XI in the deck of destiny, The Pizza. Blessed crust, omniscient mozzarella, and an all-seeing pepperoni stare deep into your soul (and your late-night cravings). 🧀👁️

Adored by cultists of carbs and worshippers of the midnight snack, this divine slice hovers above hooded figures in eternal devotion. Drink from this mug and you’ll hear whispers like, “extra cheese… eternal truth…”

✨ Microwave-safe for rituals (and reheats)
✨ Adds +10 to hunger and +5 to existential satisfaction
✨ Great for coffee, tea, or marinara shots (we don’t judge)

Sip with reverence. Worship the crust. The Pizza chooses you. 

Product features
– Glossy ceramic finish for a sleek look.
– Vibrant colors produced with advanced printing techniques.
– Microwave-safe design for convenient reheating.
– Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning.
– Available in two sizes: 11oz and 15oz.

Care instructions
– Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap