Whether you’re rising from the grave or just your bed (same thing, really), the Zombie Coffee Necromancy Tote Bag has your undead back. With a neon-drenched zombie guzzling caffeinated black magic, this bag is brewed for those who treat their morning ritual like a dark resurrection. It’s the perfect companion for dragging yourself to the nearest café, summoning espresso spirits, or storing your collection of cursed mugs.

✨ Wakes the dead and holds your snacks
✨ Perfect for necromantic baristas and caffeine cultists
✨ Smells like coffee? No. Feels like vengeance? Always.

Rumor has it this tote once spilled a triple-shot cold brew on a tombstone and accidentally summoned a jazz-loving poltergeist named Carl.

Product features
– 100% Cotton canvas for enhanced durability
– Flat corners for a sleek, seamless look
– Reinforced carrying handles for added strength
– Heavy fabric ensures long-lasting use
– Available in natural and black colors to suit your style

Care instructions
– Do not iron directly over the printed area – print may stick to the iron.
– Spot clean
– Do not bleach
– Line dry