🎃🐐 Pumphomet – Unisex Tee 🔥
Pumpkin season got a little too confident and accidentally opened a portal. This is Pumphomet, part jack-o’-lantern, part infernal gym bro, part “I brought a tiny goat and I’m making this everyone’s problem.”

This tee is for anyone who likes their Halloween with horns, wings, dramatic lighting, and a suspicious amount of upper-body strength. It’s bold, weird, a little sacrilegious, and very committed to the bit. Basically, autumn, but it started listening to doom metal and doing push-ups.

✨ Unisex fit for pumpkin freaks, goth weirdos, and tiny cult leaders
✨ Retro pixel design with infernal Halloween energy, horns, wings, and cursed charm
✨ Great for spooky season, metal shows, haunted pumpkin patches, or casual blasphemy errands

A fun dark graphic tee for anyone who thinks regular jack-o’-lanterns are cute, but not nearly dramatic enough. Pumphomet has arrived, and honestly, the harvest never stood a chance.

Product features
– Soft and durable ring-spun cotton fabric
– Classic fit with crew neckline for versatile style
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
– Various fabric blends available for different colors
– Pearlized tear-away label for total wearing comfort

Care instructions
– Do not dryclean
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors