Naughty Krampus Sweatshirt
Santa made a list. Krampus brought a bag.
The Naughty Krampus sweatshirt is for everyone who looks at holiday sweetness and thinks, “Cute, but what if there were horns?” This design drops Krampus into a snowy mountain night with a massive bundle of misbehaving souls, tiny skull ornaments, lantern glow, winter trees, and the face of someone who has absolutely read the naughty list and highlighted your name.
Not festive in a polite way. More like folklore kicked down the door, stole the cookies, and asked why your tree looks so normal.
✨ Unisex fit, easy to throw on when you’re feeling seasonal but still morally complicated
✨ Soft sweatshirt feel for cold markets, winter walks, horror movie marathons, or family gatherings where you need protective horns
✨ Great for Krampus fans, dark Christmas lovers, Alpine folklore nerds, and people who think “naughty” is a lifestyle, not a warning
✨ May result in suspicious bell jingling, aggressive gingerbread opinions, and relatives asking if “that goat man is from a Christmas movie”
Wear it when you want holiday spirit with teeth. Santa can keep the cookies. Krampus brought consequences.
Product features
– Unisex Midweight Softstyle Fleece Crewneck Sweatshirt
– 1×1 ribbed cuffs and hem for a secure fit.
– Seamless design reduces fabric waste and enhances aesthetics.
– Composed of 80% cotton and 20% polyester for softness and durability.
– 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft feel
– Ethically produced and Oeko-Tex certified for quality
– Classic fit with a tear-away label for easy wear.
Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Do not dry clean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 34.00 | 35.00 | 36.00 | 37.00 | 38.00 | 39.00 | 40.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 | 76.20 | 81.28 |
| Length, cm | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 | 83.82 | 86.36 |
| Sleeve length from center back, cm | 86.36 | 88.90 | 91.44 | 93.98 | 96.52 | 99.06 | 101.60 |
| Size tolerance, cm | 2.54 | 2.54 | 2.54 | 2.54 | 2.54 | 2.54 | 2.54 |
| Weight | N/A |
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