Not A Morning Person Sweatshirt

Price range: $ 33.66 through $ 39.99

Some people wake up glowing. This raccoon wakes up in a trash can, emotionally damp, morally unavailable, and ready to file a complaint against daylight.

The Not A Morning Person sweatshirt is made for anyone whose first thought in the morning is “absolutely not.” A wrecked little raccoon pops out of a neon trash can surrounded by loud lettering, toxic colors, and the exact facial expression of someone who heard an alarm and took it personally. It’s messy. It’s funny. It’s way too accurate before coffee.

🖤 Relaxed unisex sweatshirt fit for trash goblins, caffeine dependents, raccoon souls, and anyone who needs three business days to become human
🖤 Cozy enough for lazy mornings, coffee runs, grocery survival missions, and pretending you’re approachable while clearly buffering
🖤 Features neon green, hot pink, blue trash-can chaos, skull details, and one raccoon who looks like he has unpaid emotional invoices
🖤 May cause aggressive mug-clutching, alarm snoozing, and saying “I’m awake” while spiritually still in a dumpster

 

For the beautifully exhausted, the chronically unready, and the people who don’t rise and shine, they crawl out and negotiate.

Product features
– Unisex Midweight Softstyle Fleece Crewneck Sweatshirt
– 1×1 ribbed cuffs and hem for a secure fit.
– Seamless design reduces fabric waste and enhances aesthetics.
– Composed of 80% cotton and 20% polyester for softness and durability.
– 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft feel
– Ethically produced and Oeko-Tex certified for quality
– Classic fit with a tear-away label for easy wear.

Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Do not dry clean

 

 

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Width, in 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00
Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00
Sleeve length from center back, in 34.00 35.00 36.00 37.00 38.00 39.00 40.00
Size tolerance, in 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00

 

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Width, cm 50.80 55.88 60.96 66.04 71.12 76.20 81.28
Length, cm 71.12 73.66 76.20 78.74 81.28 83.82 86.36
Sleeve length from center back, cm 86.36 88.90 91.44 93.98 96.52 99.06 101.60
Size tolerance, cm 2.54 2.54 2.54 2.54 2.54 2.54 2.54

 

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