The social battery is dead, the hood is up, and the tiny plant has been promoted to emotional support manager. I Have Plants is for anyone whose ideal plan involves staying home, watering leafy dependents, and avoiding whatever suspicious “quick hangout” someone is trying to summon.

Stick this kiss-cut sticker on your laptop, planner, greenhouse notes, water bottle, journal, plant shelf, seed box, or the notebook where you pretend you’re tracking watering schedules with dignity.

🖤 Perfect for plant people with selective availability
🖤 Features a cute grim reaper holding a potted plant like it pays rent
🖤 Great for introverts, spooky gardeners, indoor jungle goblins, and cancel-plan professionals
🖤 Adds creepy-cute pixel art charm to laptops, journals, bottles, and plant-care chaos
🖤 Says “I’m busy” without admitting you’re just staring lovingly at leaves

A tiny sticker for anyone who has plans, and by plans, obviously means plants.

Product features
– Glossy paper finish for a scratch-resistant surface.
– Long-lasting vinyl with strong adhesive for smooth application.
– Vibrant colors printed with eco-friendly inks.
– Available in white and transparent options.
– Choose from four different sizes to fit your needs.

Care instructions
– Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.