Behold the sassiest spell-slinger in town, Can’t Fix Stupid Tote Bag is your daily dose of truth brewed in glitter and sarcasm. Featuring a wide-eyed witchy cat who’s mastered the arcane arts but given up on your coworker’s common sense, this tote is perfect for carrying grimoires, ghost snacks, and grudges.

✨ Holds potions, pettiness, and possibly a familiar
✨ Pairs great with a deadpan glare and cursed eyeliner
✨ Warns the world you’ve tried… and chosen chaos instead

This tote once turned a coven meeting into a roast session with one twitch of its tail and a sarcastic meow. The air still smells faintly of burnt egos.

Product features
– 100% Cotton canvas for enhanced durability
– Flat corners for a sleek, seamless look
– Reinforced carrying handles for added strength
– Heavy fabric ensures long-lasting use
– Available in natural and black colors to suit your style

Care instructions
– Do not iron directly over the printed area – print may stick to the iron.
– Spot clean
– Do not bleach
– Line dry