Can’t Fix Stupid Unisex Sweatshirt
A little spell here, a potion there… but alas, no amount of bat wing or ghost essence can cure that kind of foolish. This chaos-cat witch has tried every elixir in the grim grimoire, and she’s had it.
Perfect for witches with boundaries, familiars with sass, and stitchers who’ve had one too many “Can you fix this for me?” requests.
✨ Unisex fit for potion masters, sarcastic spellcasters, and feline familiars
✨ Packed with potions, skulls, sparkles, and serious side-eye
✨ May repel unsolicited advice, toxic energy, and basic questions
You’re magical, not a miracle worker. 🖤🐾
Product features
– Unisex Midweight Softstyle Fleece Crewneck Sweatshirt
– 1×1 ribbed cuffs and hem for a secure fit.
– Seamless design reduces fabric waste and enhances aesthetics.
– Composed of 80% cotton and 20% polyester for softness and durability.
– 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft feel
– Ethically produced and Oeko-Tex certified for quality
– Classic fit with a tear-away label for easy wear.
Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Do not dry clean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 34.00 | 35.00 | 36.00 | 37.00 | 38.00 | 39.00 | 40.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 | 76.20 | 81.28 |
| Length, cm | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 | 83.82 | 86.36 |
| Sleeve length from center back, cm | 86.36 | 88.90 | 91.44 | 93.98 | 96.52 | 99.06 | 101.60 |
| Size tolerance, cm | 2.54 | 2.54 | 2.54 | 2.54 | 2.54 | 2.54 | 2.54 |
| Weight | N/A |
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