Floral Thornment is not a garden. It’s what blooms after the garden eats the gardener and starts writing poetry about it. This design is loud, thorny, toothy, and gloriously unhinged, with monstrous flowers, snapping jaws, staring petals, and enough botanical attitude to make a bouquet file a restraining order.

Stick this kiss-cut sticker on your laptop, water bottle, journal, sketchbook, craft case, sticker book, plant shelf, or anywhere that needs a violent little splash of floral drama.

🖤 Bright monster-flower chaos with teeth, eyes, thorns, and zero manners
🖤 Perfect for horror botanists, maximalist sticker collectors, and creepy garden gremlins
🖤 Adds wild pixel-art color to notebooks, bottles, laptops, cases, and creative messes
🖤 For anyone who likes florals but thinks “pretty” should come with a bite warning
🖤 Soft petals? No. This thing has opinions and a jawline

A sticker for people who want flowers, but only if the flowers look capable of revenge.

Product features
– Glossy paper finish for a scratch-resistant surface.
– Long-lasting vinyl with strong adhesive for smooth application.
– Vibrant colors printed with eco-friendly inks.
– Available in white and transparent options.
– Choose from four different sizes to fit your needs.

Care instructions
– Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.