A bouquet should not have this many teeth, and yet here we are, admiring it like responsible adults.

The Floral Thornment Tote Bag looks like a garden got possessed halfway through blooming and decided subtlety was for cowards. Big staring flowers, snarling plant jaws, thorny vines, wild colors, and a whole botanical crime scene packed into one loud, gorgeous mess. It’s floral, but not “fresh spring morning” floral. More like “the greenhouse locked itself from the inside.”

🖤 Toss in your sketchbook, wallet, spooky market finds, craft supplies, emergency lip balm, and whatever weird little object insisted on coming home with you
🖤 Made for maximalist goths, monster-plant lovers, creepy-cute collectors, and anyone who thinks flowers are better when they look slightly illegal
🖤 Packed with eyeball blooms, hungry petals, neon vines, fangy plant mouths, and enough attitude to make a florist reconsider their career
🖤 Works for errands, conventions, art fairs, thrift hunts, or walking around like your tote might bite someone for standing too close

A bag for people who love flowers, but only after the flowers have developed opinions, teeth, and a complete lack of customer service skills.

Product features
– 100% Cotton canvas for enhanced durability
– Flat corners for a sleek, seamless look
– Reinforced carrying handles for added strength
– Heavy fabric ensures long-lasting use
– Available in natural and black colors to suit your style

Care instructions
– Do not iron directly over the printed area – print may stick to the iron.
– Spot clean
– Do not bleach
– Line dry