🦝☠️ Not a Morning Person – Unisex tee 🗑️
Mornings are violent. This raccoon knows it, accepts it, and has chosen trash can diplomacy. Not a Morning Person is bright, grumpy, chaotic, and painfully honest, with one exhausted little garbage gremlin emerging from the bin like the alarm clock personally betrayed them.

This tee is for anyone who needs coffee, silence, and at least three business days before being perceived. The colors are loud, the mood is feral, and the raccoon looks like it just woke up inside its own bad decision.

✨ Unisex fit for tired goblins, trash pandas, and caffeine-dependent cryptids
✨ Retro pixel design with neon color, grumpy raccoon energy, and beautiful garbage drama
✨ Perfect for coffee runs, lazy mornings, chaotic errands, or warning people before they speak to you

A funny graphic tee for anyone whose morning personality is less “rise and shine” and more “hiss from a dumpster until further notice.”

Product features
– Soft and durable ring-spun cotton fabric
– Classic fit with crew neckline for versatile style
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
– Various fabric blends available for different colors
– Pearlized tear-away label for total wearing comfort

Care instructions
– Do not dryclean
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors