😾 Not Today Satan Cat – Unisex Tee 🔮
This isn’t just a lazy cat. This is Satan’s lazy cat. Cursed with infinite sass and zero ambition, this familiar is draped across a broomstick like it’s Monday every day, exhaling existential dread and probably a little smoke.

Wearing a witch hat and a thousand-yard stare, this psychedelic nap-demon has had enough. Of everything. Forever.

✨ Unisex fit for goth introverts, chaotic sleepyheads, and procrastination pros
✨ Ideal for dodging responsibilities, avoiding fire & brimstone, or just lying dramatically on furniture
✨ May cause spontaneous naps, unbothered vibes, and aggressive “meh” energy

Because some days, even the forces of darkness can’t compete with your need for rest. And when they try? Just hit ’em with that tired glare and a muttered: Not today, Satan.

Product features
– Soft and durable ring-spun cotton fabric
– Classic fit with crew neckline for versatile style
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
– Various fabric blends available for different colors
– Pearlized tear-away label for total wearing comfort

Care instructions
– Do not dryclean
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors