Remember to Die Tote Bag
When the veil feels thin and your to-do list feels thinner, the Memento Mori Tote Bag is here to whisper sweet existential dread into your daily errands. With groovy gothic letters melting through an hourglass-shaped reminder that yes, we are all beautifully doomed, this bag helps you carry your spellbooks, snacks, and skeletons-in-the-closet with unmatched flair. Perfect for embracing your mortality while looking drop-dead fabulous.
✨ Hauls your groceries and your lingering sense of foreboding
✨ Pairs perfectly with velvet capes, combat boots, and epiphanies
✨ Helps you remember to live deliciously… and die dramatically
This tote once made eye contact with Death during a full moon, offered it gum, and was politely declined, but complimented on its style.
Product features
– 100% Cotton canvas for enhanced durability
– Flat corners for a sleek, seamless look
– Reinforced carrying handles for added strength
– Heavy fabric ensures long-lasting use
– Available in natural and black colors to suit your style
Care instructions
– Do not iron directly over the printed area – print may stick to the iron.
– Spot clean
– Do not bleach
– Line dry
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