Drawn from the fifth card in the deck of doom, The Collector doesn’t sip tea. They gather souls, stitch fates, and alphabetize the damned, probably by zodiac sign. 💀📦

Clutching a die with more secrets than your ex’s search history, this spectral archivist appears mid-conjuration, cloaked in ritual robes and sarcasm. Whether you’re sipping coffee, tears, or forbidden knowledge, this mug is your daily reminder: everything ends up in the collection.

✨ Dishwasher-safe, unlike your fleeting mortal form
✨ Pairs well with candlelight, ominous humming, and taxidermy
✨ Grants +3 to morbidity checks (and flavor)

Embrace the inevitable. Brew with the Collector. You’re not drinking coffee, you’re communing with the archives.

Product features
– Glossy ceramic finish for a sleek look.
– Vibrant colors produced with advanced printing techniques.
– Microwave-safe design for convenient reheating.
– Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning.
– Available in two sizes: 11oz and 15oz.

Care instructions
– Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap