Card VII has arrived, and she brought reinforcements. The Crazy Cat Lady is more than a trope, she’s a legend, a seer, and the High Priestess of Purring Chaos. Surrounded by her familiar flock, armed with yarn magic and a broom that doubles as a lint roller, she sees all… especially the spot you sat on her cross-stitch.

✨ Unisex fit for feline fanatics, tarot collectors, and broom-wielding badasses
✨ Black-and-white line art with paw prints, yarn balls, and a whole lotta whiskers
✨ May increase meowing, spontaneous cuddles, and fur-covered prophecy

Adopt this card and let the fluff guide your fate. 🖤

Product features
– Unisex Midweight Softstyle Fleece Crewneck Sweatshirt
– 1×1 ribbed cuffs and hem for a secure fit.
– Seamless design reduces fabric waste and enhances aesthetics.
– Composed of 80% cotton and 20% polyester for softness and durability.
– 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft feel
– Ethically produced and Oeko-Tex certified for quality
– Classic fit with a tear-away label for easy wear.

Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Do not dry clean