The Pizza Tarot Tote Bag
Summoned by ancient cravings and powered by melted prophecy, the Pizza Tarot Tote Bag is here to guide your every slice-based decision. Whether you’re delivering moon-blessed mushrooms to the coven or stashing secrets in garlic knots, this tote channels the sacred wisdom of the All-Seeing Slice.
✨ Holds everything from enchanted snacks to forbidden menus
✨ Ideal for chaotic brunches and occult midnight cravings
✨ Radiates saucy clairvoyance and melted cheese enlightenment
This tote once predicted the exact moment the pizza guy would knock, and no one has dared question its powers since. Some say it still smells faintly of basil and destiny.
Product features
– 100% Cotton canvas for enhanced durability
– Flat corners for a sleek, seamless look
– Reinforced carrying handles for added strength
– Heavy fabric ensures long-lasting use
– Available in natural and black colors to suit your style
Care instructions
– Do not iron directly over the printed area – print may stick to the iron.
– Spot clean
– Do not bleach
– Line dry
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