🍕 The Pizza Tarot – Unisex Tee 🔮
Card XI in the sacred and saucy deck. The Pizza appears when your cravings transcend the physical, when the void within demands not wisdom or wealth but melted cheese and glorious grease. Worshipped by cloaked figures in a cosmic crust ritual, this slice watches all  and judges those who leave the crust behind.

Adorned with the all-seeing mozzarella eye and radiating ominous deliciousness, this design reminds us that hunger is eternal and devotion is best served hot.

✨ Unisex fit for secret societies, late-night snackers, and carb-based cultists
✨ Pairs with moonlight, marinara, and moments of transcendental munchies
✨ May cause cravings, spontaneous chanting, and pizza-related prophecies

You can’t run from fate. Especially when fate is delivered in 30 minutes or less.

Product features
– Soft and durable ring-spun cotton fabric
– Classic fit with crew neckline for versatile style
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
– Various fabric blends available for different colors
– Pearlized tear-away label for total wearing comfort

Care instructions
– Do not dryclean
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors