Attempted Murder Unisex T-Shirt
🪦 Attempted Murder Unisex Tee🪦
It’s not quite a murder… but it’s definitely suspicious. Two sketchy-looking ravens, one brilliant pun, and a gooey, gory font that screams, “we tried our best.”
Perfect for lovers of wordplay, goth ornithologists, and anyone whose social circle doesn’t quite meet the threshold for ritual darkness.
✨ Unisex fit for birdwatchers with a sinister streak
✨ Features two highly suspicious corvids in electrifying pixel style
✨ May cause spontaneous cackling and public explanations of the joke
Murder? Not today. But give them time. 🖤🧪
Product features
– Soft and durable ring-spun cotton fabric
– Classic fit with crew neckline for versatile style
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
– Various fabric blends available for different colors
– Pearlized tear-away label for total wearing comfort
Care instructions
– Do not dryclean
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| Weight | N/A |
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