A bouquet, technically. Also possibly a crime scene with petals.

The Floral thornment sweatshirt turns flowers into something that has teeth, opinions, and no interest in being arranged nicely. Bright blossoms stare back with eyeballs, thorny shapes twist into monstrous faces, and the whole thing feels like a garden that learned how to scream in color.

✨ Unisex fit for floral weirdos, horror gardeners, maximalists, and anyone who thinks roses should come with a threat level
✨ Soft sweatshirt feel, so you can look like a walking botanical incident without sacrificing comfort
✨ Loaded with sharp petals, staring blooms, open jaws, claws, tongues, and enough color to make a greenhouse file a complaint
✨ Possible side effects include side-eyeing flower shops, calling your plants “the witnesses,” and refusing all bouquets unless they look mildly possessed

This is not “stop and smell the flowers.” This is “the flowers stopped you first, and now they know your secrets.”

Product features
– Unisex Midweight Softstyle Fleece Crewneck Sweatshirt
– 1×1 ribbed cuffs and hem for a secure fit.
– Seamless design reduces fabric waste and enhances aesthetics.
– Composed of 80% cotton and 20% polyester for softness and durability.
– 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft feel
– Ethically produced and Oeko-Tex certified for quality
– Classic fit with a tear-away label for easy wear.

Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Do not dry clean