Morning people had their chance. This raccoon chose violence, caffeine, and a trash can with emotional support fumes.

The Not a Morning Person Project Bag is loud, messy, neon, and deeply relatable. A half-feral raccoon popping out of a garbage can, surrounded by slime, rude little letters, and electric color chaos? Perfect for cross stitch projects started at 2 a.m. by someone who absolutely should have been asleep.

🖤 Holds your cross stitch WIP, floss, fabric, chart, needles, scissors, and the supplies you swear you just saw five seconds ago

🖤 Perfect for stitchers powered by coffee, spite, late-night crafting, and a personality that does not boot up before noon

🖤 Brings neon trash goblin energy to craft nights, travel projects, couch stitching, or any WIP that has become your problem child

🖤 Looks like your project bag screamed “don’t talk to me” and then immediately knocked something over

🖤 Keeps your stitching chaos in one place, unlike your sleep schedule, your floss pile, or that one needle currently living in another dimension

It’s cranky, colorful, and probably needs caffeine more than supervision.