At last, a practical application for divine proportion.

The Vitruvian Jimothy Tote Bag carries books, groceries, craft supplies, and physical evidence that the cosmos favors one unusually compact raccoon. Jimothy stands inside his sacred geometric frame with every limb extended, ready to protect your belongings through mathematics, Renaissance authority, and intense eye contact.

🖤 Holds groceries, books, floss, snacks, and minor offerings to Jimothy
🖤 Made for raccoon lovers, museum wanderers, and people with excellent tote bag judgment
🖤 Features a bold monochrome pixel-art parody of the Vitruvian Man
🖤 Perfect for markets, libraries, craft fairs, and ceremonial dumpster visits

The bag has ordinary dimensions. Its guardian does not.

Product features
– 100% Cotton canvas for enhanced durability
– Flat corners for a sleek, seamless look
– Reinforced carrying handles for added strength
– Heavy fabric ensures long-lasting use
– Available in natural and black colors to suit your style

Care instructions
– Do not iron directly over the printed area – print may stick to the iron.
– Spot clean
– Do not bleach
– Line dry